EXECUTIVE01 An Old Man Akpos boarded a bus with a Beautiful Girl sitting close to him.
A young man wanted to light a
cigarette in the bus.
Akpos: What is wrong with you
young man, why would you light a cigarette in this bus? Do you want to kill this beautiful girl here?.
Young Man: Sorry sir!.
(He puts off the light).
After a long time in the traffic without movement, the beautiful girl stretched out her hands in the air and an offensive odour came out from her armpit like an opened toilet.
Immediately Akpos said to young man; Light the cigar!.
Young Man: Sir?.
Akpos: Are you deaf? I say light
the cigar!!!
Young Man: Okay sir.
(He lit the cigarette).
Akpos: Blow it to my nose, bloooow it!!!
Young Man: Okay sir!.
Akpos: It is better to die this way than to die that way.